Hey, did you guys ever watch the cartoon Animaniacs when you were little? I watched it all the time.

One of my favorite bits from the show was "Good Idea, Bad Idea"
So along those lines, I wanted to go all Urban Planner on 'good idea, bad idea'. A few weeks ago, I went to an outdoor movie screening in Hollywood held by Cinespia at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. The movie shown was Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, one of the only films to every get a 100% rating on the website Rotten Tomatoes.
I could go on and on about how much that movie rocked, but I've got something else I'd rather nerd out about. And so begins: Good Idea, Bad Idea.
Mixed-Use Good Idea:
Reusing a low-intensity single purpose plot of land (like a cemetery) for something like outdoor movie screenings.
And there were tons of people there! Way more than you'd probably find 'paying respects' on any given Sunday. This isn't to denigrate people respecting the dead, but we need to think of ways to integrate mixed uses into our cities and lives. The less space we can take up for activities and the more activities we can fit into the spaces we have, the more compact and vibrant our cities will be. I mean, check this out:
Putting a factory right next to a cemetery. I'm all for mixed-use, but let's think about why people invented zoning in the first place. It was primarly a tool to protect us from the harmful effects of pollution and industry. I'm not sure how much peace and serenity you can get at a cemetery when there's a manufacturing plant right next to you.
You've just inspired me, Chris- we should turn golf course fairways into Jewish cemetaries! The feeling of peace that a cemetary gives would prevent temper tantrums from being thrown on the green, it's a quiet sport anyway, and it would make me stop having pollution-generated fits of rage every time I see a golfer. Plus, it's the only way most country clubs would ever allow a Jew on the grounds :)
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